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Trashy shoes are awesome.

Trashy shoes that masquerade as respectable shoes while still feeling like trashy shoes absolutely rock my world.

That is all.

Aaaaaand...

Is there anything better than waking up horny as hell, and having time for a quick bonk before getting up and starting your day?

Socks

Trying to master socks is going to be the ever loving death of me.

Heck, forget master. I'd settle for kind of sort of maybe figuring out a little bit.

grrrrr.