Bwahahahaha

[siercia]

Aaron Boone is inarguable evidence that God just straight-up hates the Red Sox. God does not hate the Cubs, I don't think, because God never lets the Cubs get all that close, but God lets the Red Sox get within a single out sometimes, and then God says, "Yeah... PSYCH!" and Buckner gets the blame while God saunters off all, "Heh heh heh. Suckers." And it's not satisfying to beat a team God hates, because your team didn't really beat them. God did. Way to take the fun out of it, God. Jerk. -TomatoNation

Now go read the rest of the column.

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[bossieboots.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I definitely needed that this morning!

Good luck with your semi-empty house for the next two weeks. As always, your tales of the Widget are hilarious.

[skreeky]

This author is now my second favorite Yankee-fan writer on earth.