Anyone lose a llama?

[siercia]

We seem to have a spare one around here.

She's fairly small, doesn't eat much, but is prone to a little bit of excessive drama.

I dared to cook summer squash this evening. The horrors!

I don't generally cook things I know Widget doesn't like (just like I'd not cook something Wiley or I hate), but Wiley'd bought the stuff, and I didn't want to let it go to waste.

She had to eat 6 whole pieces! Which was 1 1/2 half inch slices. That I wasn't even going to make her eat (at our house, you always have the option of leaving the table instead of eating something you don't want. If you don't finish1 helping of everything served, you forgo dessert or seconds.)

Apparently, this is worth of weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.

So, anyone lose a llama?

Comments

[elsterm.livejournal.com]

So funny! I already find myself telling Hayden to "stop with all the llama drama" We go through this every time we try to feed Hayden anything other than jarred baby food. Only, she cries so hard she projectile vomits across the kitchen. (And, lest you think I'm just mean, we're talking about less than a minute from quivering lip to barf)

[siercia]

oooooh, crying herself into barfing cannot be a good thing! Poor little one. I wonder if she's freaked out by the texture or something? At least with one so small, you know it's not just drama for the sake of drama, which seems to totally be where Widget is at right now.

[tool-of-satan.livejournal.com]

I hear you can shear llamas and sell the fleece.

[siercia]

I've heard rumors about that as well!

I wonder if that threat might make the llama leave?

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Tibet is missing one, but that probably doesn't explain your situation.

[siercia]

Hahahaha!

I've seen pictures of their's. I don't think he's the one visiting our house.

[asnevitt.livejournal.com]

No. He's the calmah lama.

[siercia]

*snicker*

[prunesnprisms.livejournal.com]

*snortle* How did you make it, fry it in snot or something? Cause the last time I saw her she was CHEERFULLY CONSUMING CONGEALED PIG BLOOD.

[siercia]

oh god, I am laughing so hard I can barely breathe.

Welcome to the world of having kids.

[prunesnprisms.livejournal.com]

Your child is a vampire, and yet will not eat squash.

[siercia]

Well, squash probably *is* poisonous to vampires, really.

[stevie-stever.livejournal.com]

So the moral is, undead children do not eat squash?

[siercia]

Seems like it =)

[joeylemur.livejournal.com]

Black Pudding?

[prunesnprisms.livejournal.com]

No, it was less constructed than that. it was literally a bowl full of lumps of congealed pig blood in broth.

[siercia]

Nasty slices of congealed blood in a broth - this was at dim sum, home of some really nasty chinese "delicacies".

[tool-of-satan.livejournal.com]

Your Earth logic means nothing to children.

Come again!

[winkymonkey.livejournal.com]

Pig blood and chicken hearts she can eat with relish but summer squash is Yuck?

Re: Come again!

[siercia]

Yes, so it would seem.

[siercia]

I don't think I've seen it! I'll check it out =)

[pearl-and-rose.livejournal.com]

I did NOT lose a llama, but thank you for asking!

[pearl-and-rose.livejournal.com]

Actually, come to think of it, the only llama in our house is me, and I like squash.

[siercia]

Hee.

So you have a llama, but haven't lost any?

[pearl-and-rose.livejournal.com]

Precisely!